Birthdays are some of the best times for celebration, cake and, of course, laughter. What’s a better way to bring some humor to the party than with a roundup of the best birthday dad jokes? These are sure to bring a smile to everyone’s face, no matter their age. From classic puns to clever one-liners, these jokes are guaranteed to make the birthday guy or gal laugh so hard even the cake will be in tiers!
The Appeal Of Dad Jokes
There is an intricate appeal to dad jokes. They’re corny, punny, clean and sometimes groan-worthy. But this is exactly what makes them so endearing, right? They can be a perfect blend of humor that’s appropriate for everyone at a birthday gathering. Plus, they’re simple enough to be remembered and shared, so everyone can get in on the fun!
Why did the birthday cake go to school?
Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!
What did the big candle say to the little candle?
“I’m going out and getting lit tonight!”
Why don’t we ever tell secrets at birthday parties?
Because too many people blow it!
How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
They relish the moment!
Why did the teddy bear skip the birthday cake?
Because he was already stuffed!
What kind of music do balloons hate?
Pop music!
Why was the math book sad on its birthday?
It had too many problems.
What do you get a computer for its birthday?
A byte of cake!
Why did the golfer bring extra socks to his birthday party?
In case he got a hole in one!
What did the birthday card say to the stamp?
“Stick with me, we’re going places!”
What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer?
An “I SCREAM” cake!
I wanted to make a joke about my age, but it’s getting old.
I’m not saying you’re old, but your candles cost more than your cake!
What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?
“Hoppy Birthday!”
Why did the birthday boy bring a ladder to the party?
He wanted to reach new heights!
What did the angry cake say to the birthday kid?
“You want a piece of me!?”
I don’t always tell dad jokes, but when I do, it’s because it’s your birthday.
Why do birthdays always seem so warm?
Because people are always toasting you!
What’s the best way to remember your wife’s birthday?
Forget it once.
What do you call a fake birthday cake?
A sham cake!
Why don’t skeletons celebrate birthdays?
They don’t have the guts!
I used to get heartburn whenever I ate birthday cake …
… Until the doctor told me I had to take the candles off first!
What do you give a 3-year-old for their birthday?
Anything they want, because they’ll throw a tantrum if you don’t!
What do you call a birthday party for a snowman?
A meltdown!
Why did the balloon break up with the pin?
It was tired of getting popped!
What’s the best thing about your birthday?
It only happens once a year!
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Happy Birthday!
What’s the best part about turning 50?
You’re still younger than 60!
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
“Thanks, I’ll never part with it!”
What’s the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?
Get married on his birthday.
Forget about the past, you can’t change it.
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!
Why did the birthday girl bring string to her party?
She wanted to tie one on!
What do you say to a cat on its birthday?
“Have a purr-fect day!”
Why did the birthday boy feel so cool?
Because he was born in the coolest month!
What did the lit birthday cake say to the ice cream?
“You’re cool, but I’m on fire!”
Why did the birthday party go to the gym?
To work off all the cake!
What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother after she gifted him a handmade sweater for his birthday?
G-U Knit?
What do you ALWAYS get on your birthday?
A year older
How do you know a birthday joke is a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
Now that you’ve read these, groaned, laughed and shook your head, pass them on to someone else who will enjoy them.
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