Renee Rapp on Tory Lanez Getting Stabbed 14 Times in Prison: “I Feel Like a lot of People Get Stabbed”

Renee Rapp is not only delivering vocals. She’s delivering courtroom defense, street justice, and crazy good energy in her new interview with Ziwe, and the Internet can’t quit laughing.

In a sidesplittingly insane and utterly brash moment, the Mean Girls actress took both guns out in defense of Megan Thee Stallion, threw Tory Lanez into the trash can of obscurity, and lit it up for good measure. When one of her friends asked her regarding reports that Tory Lanez had been stabbed in prison, Rapp didn’t flinch.

I feel like a lot of people get stabbed,” she shrugged, eyes deadpan. “And like… that’s okay.”

Oh, but hold up, sis. The Grammy-nominated rapper and self-described Megan Thee Stallion stan took it to a whole other level. They gave 2025 its motto with a line that’s going to be chucked on T-shirts, tattooed on thighs, and sewn onto throw pillows across the internet:

“Maybe we should be doing it more. Please. Maybe we should be stabbing more.”

Justice? Served. Ice cold. With a side of sarcasm.

Ziwe’s showbiz isn’t new to satire, and the interview was a clinic in deadpan humor, rapid-fire barbs, and cutting shade. Rapp’s delivery? Perfected. Her commitment? Hardscope. Tory? Hopefully, he is on his prison bed, wondering how he got served by Regina George 2.0 on a Tuesday morning.

When Ziwe brought up the latest cycle of mess, an accusation that Drake allegedly posted a pardon petition for Tory Lanez (you heard it right, a pardon, as if this is some Disney villain redemption arc), Rapp didn’t even try to pretend to be concerned.

“That’s so tired,” she exhaled with a sigh, a gothic-out guidance counselor with sparkles in her eyes and an attitude of disdain toward plain men.

Rapp then proceeds to show her love for Kendrick Lamar, “I love Kendrick Lamar,” Rapp said. Ziwe followed it up by saying, “They not like us.”

The punchline? Rapp briefly invoked her inner white woman in distress, spinning into a pseudo-victim voice:

“That’s where my white woman comes out… please.” She paused, then stopped herself with a sly smile. “Kidding. Totally kidding. No, it’s fading. It’s fading.”

Comedy performance art. Feminism. Armed comedy with only a pinch of felony.

Twitter (sorry, X) understandably collectively lost their minds. Videos of the interview spread like wildfire, with supporters cheering on Rapp’s candid truth-telling and side-eying, smirking at the double standards still present in Megan Thee Stallion’s case.

Megan Thee Stallion got shot in 2020 by Tory Lanez. She was trolled, dragged, and gaslit by fans, rappers, and actual Rolling Stone op-eds while publicly recovering from trauma and taking home Grammys. Tory got 10. And now, as he allegedly gets jumped in prison, celebrities are signing change.org petitions like it’s a f*cking yearbook.

Enter Renee Rapp, stage left, bearing dry humor, a death stare, and positively zero patience for horseshit.

It’s rejuvenating. It’s laugh-out-loud. It’s criminally close to becoming a sin. And it’s what the culture craved.

Because sometimes, when the justice system can’t be relied on, when the rap community falls silent, and when Champagne Papi begins penning Tory Lanez fanfiction, it takes a mean girl to speak our minds.

Maybe we should be sticking more knives in. Or, at the very least, pulling clowns like this along with sharp, pointed interviews.

Either way, Renee Rapp is the heroine we never knew we needed.

And Megan? She’s got a new ride-or-die on her side.

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