Grab your SPF, a vibrator, and a therapist on standby because the seventh circle of horny hell has officially opened. That’s right, Peacock has finally dropped the absurdly attractive, barely clothed cast of Love Island USA Season 7 and darling, it’s giving “hot people with no business forming sentences.” The cultural reset is back. The sex appeal is criminal. And if this cast doesn’t scream “we skipped brain day at the gym,” I don’t know what does.
Streaming June 3, the new season descends on Fiji, where ten genetically unfair individuals will fake fall in love for public validation, PR opportunities, and maybe a little trauma bonding on national TV. Let’s meet the cast who will be swapping spit, sobbing in slow motion, and giving us at least five memeable meltdowns before the third recoupling.
MEET THE CAST: TEN HUMAN HORMONES WITH ABS AND ISSUES
These aren’t contestants. These are walking pheromones in designer swimwear. America, prepare to lose your dignity and your will to live.
Ace Greene, Los Angeles, CA
He’s a personal trainer which is reality TV code for “emotionally unavailable with a god complex.” He has 32 abs and not a single healthy attachment style.
Austin Shepard, Northville, MI
The golden retriever boyfriend type. Until he doesn’t get picked at the fire pit and suddenly turns into a full Greek tragedy.
Belle-A Walker, Honolulu, HI
Tropical baddie with hair that deserves its own spin-off. Don’t let the soft voice fool you. She will steal your man and then your skincare routine.
Chelley Bissainthe, Orlando, FL
Face card? Never declines. Attitude? Expensive. Chelley’s here for love but she’s leaving with either a man or a brand sponsorship.
Huda Mustafa, Raleigh, NC
Mysterious. Stunning. Serving “try me and die” energy. Her villain origin story is already in pre-production.
Jeremiah Brown, Los Angeles, CA
He’s six feet of trouble and talks exclusively in vague spiritual affirmations. Just say you ghost women and go.
Nicolas Vansteenberghe, Jacksonville, FL
Yes, the last name is confusing. So are his tattoos. But the man is pure Florida chaos and he’s definitely kissing someone else’s girl by Episode 2.
Olandria Carthen, Decatur, AL
Southern charm with a nuclear attitude. If you cross her, she’ll flirt with your man, win the challenge, and make you cry. All before brunch.
Taylor Williams, Oklahoma City, OK
Football player jawline. Situationship energy. He’ll tell you you’re “different from the others” and mean it for about 48 hours.
Yulissa Escobar, Miami, FL
Spicy. Stunning. A certified weapon of seduction. She’s not walking into the villa. She’s stomping in stilettos over your relationship.
ARIANA MADIX IS BACK AND SHE’S BRINGING VENGEANCE IN A CROP TOP
God’s favorite ex-girlfriend Ariana Madix returns to host with more poise, power, and post-cheating glow than ever. Vanderpump Rules may have birthed her but Love Island USA is where she reigns. She’s giving glam. She’s giving goddess. She’s giving “Tom who?”
Narration duties are still in the messy hands of Iain Stirling, whose savage voiceovers could ruin your life faster than a text from your ex at 2AM.
THE VILLA IS IN FIJI. THE DRAMA IS NOT OPTIONAL.
Welcome to Fiji. Also known as the world’s sexiest group therapy session. Producers have promised more twists, more betrayal, and more unplanned pregnancy scares than ever before. The villa is bigger. The games are messier. The vibes are chaotically horny.
Yes, Love Island: Aftersun is also back every Saturday starting June 7 so you can watch emotionally unstable influencers unpack their trauma in real time. Hosts to be announced soon but they better serve face.
THE POWER IS YOURS BUT DON’T GET CARRIED AWAY
You, the emotionally invested public, can vote for who stays, who recouples, and who gets dumped in the most humiliating way possible. All from the safety of your couch and an overpriced cocktail. Download the Love Island USAapp and start playing God.
MORE TWISTS. MORE TEARS. MORE TESTOSTERONE.
This season Love Island USA is introducing never-before-seen couples challenges, jaw-dropping shake-ups, and “surprise guests”. Which is usually code for exes. Revenge plotlines. Or something cooked up by a deranged producer in the dark.
Every episode is a ticking time bomb. Every “I really like you” is a prelude to betrayal. Every night ends in tears, temptation, or both. And we’ll be watching with popcorn and a prayer.
THE LOVE ISLAND UNIVERSE IS OUT OF CONTROL AND WE’RE OBSESSED
Peacock has turned Love Island into an international hot people empire and we’re just the horny little peasants lapping it up.
Currently streaming or coming soon
- Love Island: Beyond the Villa
- Love Island Games (Seasons 1 and 2)
- Love Island UK: All Stars
- Love Island South Africa and Spain
- Love Island USA Seasons 4 to 6
Season 6 broke every Peacock record and if Season 7 doesn’t top it we riot in bikinis.
SET YOUR ALARMS. TURN ON THE RING LIGHTS. STAN THE CHAOS.
Love Island USA Season 7 premieres Tuesday June 3 exclusively on Peacock with new episodes daily at 6PM PT / 9PM ET during premiere week then Thursdays through Tuesdays because even hot people need Wednesdays off.
This isn’t love. This is psychological warfare in a thong bikini. And we’ll be seated.
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