Mia Khalifa’s digital thirst trap just got political, patriotic, and downright feral.
While the world was gearing up for another theatrics-filled showdown between Trump and state authorities, one woman was busily thirsting over California Governor like he was a bare-chested fireman in a ’90s cologne ad. Which woman would talk about Governor Newsom like this other than his wife? None other than former porn star and online freak show provocateur Mia Khalifa, losing it during daylight hours over Governor Gavin Newsom, unleashing an X-rated tweet storm that was simultaneously both erotic and existentially declarative.
Mia Khalifa started this mess off with a runaway tweet about Governor Newsom, declaring:
“Gavin Newsom is an unhinged sociopath, and I need him biblically. carnally. insatiably.”
That’s not a typo. Those were her exact words. Biblically. Carnally. Insatiably. These three adjectives together could only be uttered when you’re either possessed by a demon or in full heat during a constitutional crisis.
Naturally, the internet did what it does best. It collectively lost its damn mind.
“GIRL! STAND UP!”
One X user, speaking on behalf of a shaken online community, commented:
“GIRL! STAND UP!!!”
Khalifa, perhaps momentarily sobered by the callout, responded with a succinct:
“I’m so ashamed.”
Another user chimed in, “He’s my biggest crush,” to which Khalifa replied:
“Raw. Every way from Sunday.”
Not only is it vivid, but it’s also biblical. Khalifa is serving Old Testament lust in the middle of a very serious constitutional crisis.
SHE’S BEEN DOWN BAD FOR A WHILE
A third user decided to bring receipts. They screenshotted a past thirst tweet from Khalifa where she confessed:
“My worst ‘hear me out’ is Gavin Newsom. He just looks so evil you know? But in a fun way. I could probably make him even worse.”
Khalifa’s response?
“Precisely !!!!”
Let’s break that down. Did Khalifa fantasize about corrupting Gavin Newsom? A man who already has the political swagger of a Bond villain mixed with the aesthetic of a Tom Ford mannequin. To Khalifa, he’s not just a politician. He’s a character in her Rated-R sexual revolution fanfiction.
THEN NEWSOM DROPPED THIS TWEET
And here’s where the timeline just goes full scandal.
Shortly after Khalifa’s thirst rampage, Gavin Newsom took to X and casually dropped a political bombshell:
“NEW: I just filed an emergency motion to block Trump’s illegal deployment of Marines and National Guard in Los Angeles. Trump is turning the U.S. military against American citizens. The courts must immediately block these illegal actions.”
So, to summarize. While Newsom was out here literally defending civil liberties and taking on President Trump in federal court, Mia Khalifa was publicly frothing over him like he was a Greek god holding the Bill of Rights in one hand and a bottle of lube in the other.
GAVIN, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’VE DONE?
Newsom hasn’t responded yet. But let’s be honest. He’s probably too busy fighting off President Trump’s military cosplay to clock that he’s become the internet’s hottest moral panic Daddy. It’s not the first time he’s been meme’d into sexual oblivion. Twitter (now X) has flirted with Newsom’s energy before. His slick hair, perfect suits, and “I’ll ruin your life in a fun way” smirk has long made him a liberal thirst trap. But Khalifa took it to a new plane of carnal obsession.
She didn’t just say she finds him hot. She said she wants him to destroy her on a biblical level, like a Book of Revelations wet dream.
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